"Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina..."

Aaaaahh Shoes

I have numerous quotes from the Kindergarten Cop movie running through my head after the day that I have had today.

"I have a headache"

"It might be a tumor"

"It's not a tumor!" (in that crazy accent)

But the quote that I have in my head right now (in addition to my blog title for today) - is one which I have heard muttered by a wise woman many a times - "It's because they pee standing up".

It started off with the husband waking me up to ask why I hadn't put wood in the fireplace...ummmm, cause I am sleeping?  I should have known then that me and the men in my life were going to have a challenging day.

I dealt with the typical nonsense from my co-workers (well, minus the one penis carrying individual that is always willing to help me out).  I had brought to the attention of several of them on Friday another series of issues with the system we have - it took them until today to finally respond to me.  In their response they decided to be a little snippy with me and inform me that I should have been able to figure this out on my own and correct the problem (which they created in the first place).  What the penis carrier doesn't realize is that no one has taught me the administrative portion of the system - but it's ok, I am slowly figuring it out.  I bit my tongue and responded that I would look into it when I had time today.   Later in the day he came back at me the same way on another topic - this time I was pleasant but told him he was pointing the finger at the wrong person.

This evening I had to try to explain to the husband that I could pick up and purchase an item for him tomorrow that he can't find in stock anywhere online...and it would be cheaper than it would be online (even if it was in stock).  For some reason he is insistant on purchasing it online.

At this point my brain tumor - a.k.a. headache - was showing and it was time for me to go soak in the tub.  So now I am in my pajamas (my most favoritest outfit ever) and reflecting on my day full of penises.  And now the quote resonating in my head is "My dad's a gynecologist.  He looks at vaginas all day long".  Hahahahahaaaaaaa - loved that little kid in that movie.

"I wonder why men get serious at all.  They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will.  If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself."

Yoko Ono